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1 Plate of BBQ meal of your choice

1 Pair of Standard Issue Wetnap Pajamas

1 BBQ Cult T-Shirt (no smalls available)

1 Case of Paprika Flavored Body Lotion

Father

This recipe is thanks to Sam's Dad.

May he rest in peace.

Smoke

There's smoke but no mirrors here.

We don't like to watch ourselves eat.

Brisket

Brisket is good with Biscuits.

So says our Almighty Sam in BBQ Heaven.

Impressive

You should be impressed by the BBQ king.

You will bow down to his sausages.

Welcome

All are welcome to BBQ. Everyone has a place here in the BBQ cult. All people. Most people.

Skinny folks not welcome.

Secret

The secret is in the sauce. We'll tell you if you join!

But then we'll have to kill you.

Perfection

Perfect BBQ can only be achieved by the right ingredients...

...and the right people.

Lies

Someone is spreading lies about BBQ Cult.

They are dead to us now.

Ribs

We got a new follower!!

His ribs were amazing.

Sharks

Our leader Sam thinks Sharks are dumb.

"Sharks... What do they know? They're just big idiots."
-Sam

Cannibals

For the last time, this is a BBQ not a Cannibal Cult.

We also BBQ fruits and veggies.

Balls

These balls are made of meat and balls.

Very tender.

Ideas

Sam is a genius and comes up with very good ideas.

Join today to learn of other good ideas he has graced us with.

Pork

Stop telling people our pork is made of people.

Pigs just taste a lot like humans.

From what we've heard.